TiaVamp's "Bianca is a bulldog." song parody of Howard Stern's "Jackie is a drunk." I did a simple animation for visual. Word
Friday, May 1, 2009
Friday, April 17, 2009
Friday, April 10, 2009
Bike Ride for DQ
I can't decide what my next video will be so for now I'm vlogging... today was DQ run to the beach.
Thursday, February 12, 2009
The Next Wave
Someone somewhere will be filthy rich when they hear my idea and do it.
We (the internet audience) need a central site-hub where individual users will see their various social networks notifications, etc., all in one location. I hate sifting through 35 different places on facebook to receive any kind of message, poke, super poke (WTF is it anyways?), I hate blogging twice. But fuck it, if I'm gonna do it once, I might as well do it three times while simultaneously tweeting.
I don't care if the interface is a web designer's nightmare or a programmer's clusterfuck. I just want to stop entering my email address ninety five times a day. I have better things to do than sitting here doing nothing. So I'm going outside and the rest of you can spend your screen time bemoaning the fact that you have no idea what I'm doing outside cuz I won't be updating you in 20. But first, I've got to copy this to myspace.
We (the internet audience) need a central site-hub where individual users will see their various social networks notifications, etc., all in one location. I hate sifting through 35 different places on facebook to receive any kind of message, poke, super poke (WTF is it anyways?), I hate blogging twice. But fuck it, if I'm gonna do it once, I might as well do it three times while simultaneously tweeting.
I don't care if the interface is a web designer's nightmare or a programmer's clusterfuck. I just want to stop entering my email address ninety five times a day. I have better things to do than sitting here doing nothing. So I'm going outside and the rest of you can spend your screen time bemoaning the fact that you have no idea what I'm doing outside cuz I won't be updating you in 20. But first, I've got to copy this to myspace.
Sunday, February 8, 2009
Grammy Half Time Show Opinions
soo.... anyone else wondering if Katy Perry will have a career next year?
Nah, me either. Kayne pretty much showed her weird fruit-riddled multi-plex screen over produced ass up.
Also, can I be a teen sensation? It seems like an easy gig to just write songs about being 15 and on the phone.
Ahh well. At least I have comfort in knowing I've only spent about $200 in my lifetime on music. An I've been on the cover of an album. Thanks, P2P.
Nah, me either. Kayne pretty much showed her weird fruit-riddled multi-plex screen over produced ass up.
Also, can I be a teen sensation? It seems like an easy gig to just write songs about being 15 and on the phone.
Ahh well. At least I have comfort in knowing I've only spent about $200 in my lifetime on music. An I've been on the cover of an album. Thanks, P2P.
Wednesday, January 28, 2009
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
History of the Internet
Neato. I was a lucky AF Brat in the Philippines when my dad was doing testing on a AMIGA. Now that's old.
Monday, January 26, 2009
Nick & Norah's Infinite Playlist: I don't care if I spelled it wrong
In case I didn't, I'll take this moment to say that I find it irksome that they didn't stick around to watch fluffy after I just spent an hour watching them chase it.
Ugh.
Ugh.
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Obamanation Rejoices!
It finally happened! Check out these great pics of the Inauguration Ceremony from Space! Thanks Venture Beat!
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Sunday, December 21, 2008
Tuesday, December 16, 2008
Saturday, December 13, 2008
Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, October 22, 2008
Do you like Blood? Do you like Pens?
Well, Now You're In Luck!
Never worry about whether somoene just isn't taking your handwritten letters seriously. Now with the new Blood Pen 3000X, your stalking victims won't be able to question your motives! It'll plain as day to them.
Hurry orders are filling fast.
Thursday, October 16, 2008
Project Runway Winner: Leann?!?! WTF?!
She had a crud-tastic dress that she opened with, and she has ugly hair; how could that mousey frowner win? Korto's line was so much better. Dang it all to hell.
Fist Fighting With The Elderly
From: Ohio.com
Poll workers from opposing sides in the presidential race apparently clashed in a physical altercation Friday at a Cuyahoga Falls nursing home when one accused the other of improperly marking a ballot.
George Manos, the 75-year-old Republican, told police that Edith Walker, the 73-year-old Democrat, jumped on his back and struck him in the head three to four times with her fists. Manos said two other elections workers had to pull Walker off his back, according to a report filed with Cuyahoga Falls police.
Manos said it happened after he accused Walker of ballot tampering, and he wants to prosecute.
The incident, which occurred about noon at Gardens of Western Reserve nursing home, is being investigated by both the police and the Summit County elections board. The board probe could lead to a closer examination of the other votes with which Walker was involved.
The alleged assault piqued the interest of
Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign — as the voter in question reportedly wanted to vote for McCain but her ballot was initially marked for Sen. Barack Obama.
''This is a troubling report that emphasizes the importance of having a transparent and open process in every voting place in Ohio,'' said Paul Lindsay, a spokesman for McCain's campaign.
The elections board sent two teams of poll workers, each with one Democrat and one Republican, to the nursing home to assist residents who otherwise would be unable to go to the polls. Such early voting is a routine service offered by elections boards to nursing homes.
Board officials said they have received conflicting accounts — and are trying to sort out what happened — as Manos and Walker were attempting to assist a female nursing home resident with her ballot. Until they do, Walker won't be involved with voting.
''Any type of disagreement at a voting center is not appropriate,'' said Tim Gorbach, a Democratic member of the elections board. ''We need to find out exactly what happened and will take action.''
The voter was able to cast a new, correct ballot with her desired choices, according to elections board officials.
Workers finish vote
After the incident, Manos and Walker were asked to return to the elections board and the remaining team of poll workers finished the voting at the nursing home.
Manos, Walker and the two other poll workers gave written accounts to the board.
Walker said in her statement that Manos tried to grab the ballot in question out of her hand. She said he accused her of marking the ballot wrong and she ''apologized to him if I did do it, but he was very mean to me.''
Manos' written statement is similar to what he told police. He also said Walker initially refused to show him the ballot, then marked it a second time.
Richard Bader, a Republican poll worker at the nursing home, wrote that he forced his way between Walker and Manos and ''she tried to strong-arm me out of the way, but I held my ground.'' Bader said the incident drew a crowd of six to 10 people.
Robert Dengle, a Democratic poll worker who witnessed the incident, wrote that Manos grabbed the ballot out of Walker's hand and she went after him to get it back. When they ultimately reviewed the ballot, he said, it was marked both for Obama and McCain.
New rules suggested
Bryan Williams, the board's deputy director, sent the statements to elections board members Monday, along with suggested new nursing home guidelines for elections board staff. If the board approve the rules, he said, the staff will be retrained before voting resumes at area nursing homes today.
Among the recommendations are that both the Democrat and Republican poll worker review each vote on a ballot as it is marked and that — when reviewing the choices — a poll worker will say them aloud so the voter can hear them.
Brian Daley, a Republican member of the elections board, said he thinks the board should have a hearing on the incident. He said the board may need to examine the other votes Walker was involved with to make sure they were properly marked.
''If it results in looking at the others, so be it,'' he said. ''The facts as they unfold will dictate where we go with it.''
Poll workers from opposing sides in the presidential race apparently clashed in a physical altercation Friday at a Cuyahoga Falls nursing home when one accused the other of improperly marking a ballot.
George Manos, the 75-year-old Republican, told police that Edith Walker, the 73-year-old Democrat, jumped on his back and struck him in the head three to four times with her fists. Manos said two other elections workers had to pull Walker off his back, according to a report filed with Cuyahoga Falls police.
Manos said it happened after he accused Walker of ballot tampering, and he wants to prosecute.
The incident, which occurred about noon at Gardens of Western Reserve nursing home, is being investigated by both the police and the Summit County elections board. The board probe could lead to a closer examination of the other votes with which Walker was involved.
The alleged assault piqued the interest of
Sen. John McCain's presidential campaign — as the voter in question reportedly wanted to vote for McCain but her ballot was initially marked for Sen. Barack Obama.
''This is a troubling report that emphasizes the importance of having a transparent and open process in every voting place in Ohio,'' said Paul Lindsay, a spokesman for McCain's campaign.
The elections board sent two teams of poll workers, each with one Democrat and one Republican, to the nursing home to assist residents who otherwise would be unable to go to the polls. Such early voting is a routine service offered by elections boards to nursing homes.
Board officials said they have received conflicting accounts — and are trying to sort out what happened — as Manos and Walker were attempting to assist a female nursing home resident with her ballot. Until they do, Walker won't be involved with voting.
''Any type of disagreement at a voting center is not appropriate,'' said Tim Gorbach, a Democratic member of the elections board. ''We need to find out exactly what happened and will take action.''
The voter was able to cast a new, correct ballot with her desired choices, according to elections board officials.
Workers finish vote
After the incident, Manos and Walker were asked to return to the elections board and the remaining team of poll workers finished the voting at the nursing home.
Manos, Walker and the two other poll workers gave written accounts to the board.
Walker said in her statement that Manos tried to grab the ballot in question out of her hand. She said he accused her of marking the ballot wrong and she ''apologized to him if I did do it, but he was very mean to me.''
Manos' written statement is similar to what he told police. He also said Walker initially refused to show him the ballot, then marked it a second time.
Richard Bader, a Republican poll worker at the nursing home, wrote that he forced his way between Walker and Manos and ''she tried to strong-arm me out of the way, but I held my ground.'' Bader said the incident drew a crowd of six to 10 people.
Robert Dengle, a Democratic poll worker who witnessed the incident, wrote that Manos grabbed the ballot out of Walker's hand and she went after him to get it back. When they ultimately reviewed the ballot, he said, it was marked both for Obama and McCain.
New rules suggested
Bryan Williams, the board's deputy director, sent the statements to elections board members Monday, along with suggested new nursing home guidelines for elections board staff. If the board approve the rules, he said, the staff will be retrained before voting resumes at area nursing homes today.
Among the recommendations are that both the Democrat and Republican poll worker review each vote on a ballot as it is marked and that — when reviewing the choices — a poll worker will say them aloud so the voter can hear them.
Brian Daley, a Republican member of the elections board, said he thinks the board should have a hearing on the incident. He said the board may need to examine the other votes Walker was involved with to make sure they were properly marked.
''If it results in looking at the others, so be it,'' he said. ''The facts as they unfold will dictate where we go with it.''
Thursday, October 9, 2008
Tuesday, October 7, 2008
Sarah Palin Nuts? You betcha darn patootey.
This web banner takes you to the below video on youtube. 18 seconds of pure drivel.
Sweet.
Bad Drivers- State Wide
This morning I saw the truth behind why I don't tail gate when driving. A Fed Ex truck plowed into another semi truck and spun a big SUV around right in front of me this morning on my way to work. No one was hurt, but it was crazy to see. The Fed Ex truck hopped over the bumber of the truck and dove into the gaurd rail.
The guy behind me got out of his vehicle all vehemently. At first, I thought he was pissed he had to help with a traffic accident, but from the look on his face... He turned around and gave me this holier-than-thou/how-could-you stare.
Like, I'm supposed to get out my truck on the freeway. I don't have a cell phone. I'm alone, a girl and from Detroit. I know people who have gotten in accidents, unconscious and awoke robbed of their car's rims and their own personal items. I don't get out of my car on the freeway. It wasn't like I had to pull people from burning wreckage. Plus, I'm not a shitty driver.
Hey Virginia, stop driving on your cell phones, cutting people off, tailgating and generally driving like an ass and maybe the next accident that wasn't caused by shitty driving, I'll give you hand. Till then, doors locked, blank stare and a lead foot is all the sympathy you'll get from me.
The guy behind me got out of his vehicle all vehemently. At first, I thought he was pissed he had to help with a traffic accident, but from the look on his face... He turned around and gave me this holier-than-thou/how-could-you stare.
Like, I'm supposed to get out my truck on the freeway. I don't have a cell phone. I'm alone, a girl and from Detroit. I know people who have gotten in accidents, unconscious and awoke robbed of their car's rims and their own personal items. I don't get out of my car on the freeway. It wasn't like I had to pull people from burning wreckage. Plus, I'm not a shitty driver. Hey Virginia, stop driving on your cell phones, cutting people off, tailgating and generally driving like an ass and maybe the next accident that wasn't caused by shitty driving, I'll give you hand. Till then, doors locked, blank stare and a lead foot is all the sympathy you'll get from me.
Friday, October 3, 2008
I make web banners with phone numbers in them.
WTF? I know how to do this, so why aren't i?
http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii
http://www.youtube.com/experiencewii
Tuesday, September 30, 2008
Hey Ladies
Not sure if you heard, but Nordstrom is changing the logo on their makeup, so they're selling everything for $1!!!
The make-up line e.l.f. (eyes-lips-face) has been bought out by Nordstrom and will be re-packaged with the Nordstrom name on it. They are getting rid of all the make-up in e.l.f. packaging. They are selling everything for $1. You do have to pay shipping though. They have everything - powder, mascara, lipstick, a mineral line (100% natural), brushes & cases, nail polish, lotions, you name it – they have it….. I just ordered $25 items for $21 ;) YAY!!!!!
The website is: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/shop.asp
When you check out, there is a space for a coupon code. Use " CAROLINA " and save an additional $7.50 if your order is over $15.00.
The make-up line e.l.f. (eyes-lips-face) has been bought out by Nordstrom and will be re-packaged with the Nordstrom name on it. They are getting rid of all the make-up in e.l.f. packaging. They are selling everything for $1. You do have to pay shipping though. They have everything - powder, mascara, lipstick, a mineral line (100% natural), brushes & cases, nail polish, lotions, you name it – they have it….. I just ordered $25 items for $21 ;) YAY!!!!!
The website is: http://www.eyeslipsface.com/shop.asp
When you check out, there is a space for a coupon code. Use " CAROLINA " and save an additional $7.50 if your order is over $15.00.
Tuesday, September 23, 2008
Overheard @ The Office Today
No lie.
"I feel like just walking out there with my shot gun and saying, 'Who the fuck took my towels?!'"
"I feel like just walking out there with my shot gun and saying, 'Who the fuck took my towels?!'"
Thursday, September 4, 2008
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